Don't believe the hype

All credit for the cover art of ncaa08 goes to MarkTheShark17

Just for the record, this guy

just arrived from the backstreets of a Jakarta alley and wants to challenge Rulon for the toughest man championship. Uncomfirmed reports have the Jakarta Assasin at 3:2 ODDS.....believe it



Also in the news, DJHOJ was seen in Philly over the weekend buying a plastic bag from this individual...please be aware that sports bars that have reggae nights are completely blameless of tomfoolery and hooligan-type stuff, and happen to be highly recommended by the writer.

IRIE

Jack Bauer wears Rulon Gardner pajamas at night and this is why...

Yes, the man getting bitch slapped here has survived being "t-boned" on his Harley, lost a toe to frostbite while snowmobiling......However....he also endured crashing his plane into water, and surviving an hour in the bitter cold water...

This man is too tough to die...per Dan Patrick's diatribe on the radio all day, it is obvious that Rulon Gardner is the real life example of Bruce Willis' movie " Unbreakable"

Homeboy is not very bright but knows how use up his karma http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/02/26/gardner.crash/index.html

If you prefer video footage, http://video.nbcsports.com/player/?id=65310

Jack Bauer was unavailable for comment.

Since Rome was on hiatus last night...

enabling our lost 13th legion soldiers to muster up some strength for the remaining week, let us look towards this weeks impending battles....

The formerly bearded one, is finally putting 2 and 2 together and figuring that the old man is a nut job and now "it's personal"...its time for some old time hockey....

on a work related side note, this is how I handle customer service skills when I am in Jack Bauer mode- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ehD_cOmyyzk&mode=related&searched&searched&search=

As for our Brothers Grimm on the run....

I hope this guy plugs a slug into the Agent Kim, the lil wormy guy who Kellerman should have killed in last weeks episode....Mahone better not go soft and cuddly, he is one mean killing machine ( ask Oscar Shales) and about 2 levels down from being the next Jack Bauer...

as for "LOST"..... bring back some of the old time hocus pocus...how else would Hurley get some

Another show that is straight pimpin is"The Office".......a recommended must see...

Since there is a need for some "much love to all things cubs", here is the new logo for the rookie ball team in the City of Trees..... aka Chicago West http://www.boisehawks.com/

former team of Jeff Samardzija

Since it is Sunday....

let us look back at some crazy goalie action http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_051183242.html

last nights rematch between sens & sabres....this time the heavyweight goon that "danced" WITH A GOALIE two days ago, faces off against a tougher opponet, Mcgrattan..enjoy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Er3K59aVJmM&mode=related&search=

.....speaking of action

plus for those trying to keep your kids off the internet...buy them a Wii http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_054235655.html

but staying on point, here is one guy ( guys) you dont want to run into in any alley..http://youtube.com/watch?v=a2HyZPuvD-A

while I perfect my best "boogity boogity boogity" for tomorrow's neckcar race...

I saw that Moises Alou is at it again with fluids...http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2007/february/21-mets_alou_light_beer_is_key.html ....not sure if this helps his hands from drying out, since he refuses to use batting gloves, but to each their own