Why Does Lebron James Envy Brad Johnson?

Since it has been announced that the King, The Witness Maker, has named his son, Bryce Maximus James.....what does one make of this decision. The only real conclusion is that Lebron has a hard-on for Brad Johnson who just so happened to name his son, Maximus Johnson.

Interesting...no, not really.
I have no doubt B. Maximus James has a better shot of being a superior athlete than B Johnson's offspring. However, the Vegas money is shifting towards Maximus Johnson in the long term due to Brad Johnson obviously using the O.G.'s ( Original Gladiator) shoulder pads.......
Discuss amongst yourselves!!!!